1. "What? She's not yours? She looks just like you!"
(pertaining to Lizzy and I)
2. "Didn't I do your ultrasounds for her pregnancy?"
(the ultrasound tech EVERY. TIME. Lizzy is with me)
3 "Did you used to be a social worker?"
(every time I hand the new social worker a typed up timeline of Lizzy's time in care)
4. "You should do social work."
(every time a social worker gets done with their visit and I have chewed their ear off)