Please help me to mentally outwit these children today. Please help me to remember that they cannot help the crazy behavior they have relied on for so long that they are now trying out on me.
Oh, and please help me to always remember that I AM NOT ALLOWED TO SPANK THESE CHILDREN, because I want to.
(I feel like I need a disclaimer: This is a joke and only a joke. At least that is what I am calling it. :) )